A Helping Hand
When you are down and full of doubt,
well just look around, and I'll be there.
If the day is going bad, the hair wont stay
in place, and the coffee tastes bad, look for me,
I'll be there to help you through the day.
A net can be found and creamer is certainly
all but free.
Sometimes things dont go just right, dont let
'em put you down, stand up, look around, and
you'll see me there I'll give you a hand, a
shoulder to support you on, and a stand to
place your leg upon.
As is often said, if to you the boss should get,
or spouse, significant other, or maybe the kid
get in your "craw", why dont get "mad get even!"
Just call on me to help plan the deed to even the score.
A kick, a bump on the head, or maybe even a swat or
two may turn the tide to your side.
As night befalls and all seems at a loss, well...
dont turn off the light till you have seen what I can do.
Just whistle in the dark (assuming you did off the lites)
make it loud 'n clear, I bet I will soon be there. With
open arms, and a heart of gold I willllllllll.........
eeeeeehhhhhhh, who put..... these....... stairs........ in.... the.....
gawddamn hall!
"Help me I have fallen and cant get up!
(he he he)
T. Condon Jan. '98